In this tough economy, it takes a little innovation to get ahead. If you’re currently unemployed, here’s one way to pay the bills. If your looks are a bit unfavorable, you can always try to tap into the fetish market. Maybe furry cuddling?
Long story short: There’s a woman in Rochester, New York named Jackie Samuel who is charging people (read: sad, desperate, lonely men) for cuddling.
What in fiery Hades is the matter with these bugaboos? Can you actually imagine paying for this? Oh, no? Well congratulations because you’re not crazy.
Seriously though, the people (read: sad, desperate, lonely men) engaging in this transaction are just a hop and a skip away from this guy:
Jackie calls herself a “professional cuddler” and charges her customers (read: sad, desperate, lonely men) $60 for an hour of cuddling and can make $260 a day. Apparently, she started this prime example of human desperation, “to help pay for her studies and provide for her young son.”
Ok, so a few things:
1) Professional cuddling is not a thing
By giving herself that ridiculous title, Jackie is implying that she has some sort of special skill…
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