Billy Mays here! I’m going to cut right to the chase!
Look at all this shit you get for only $14!
Just to break it down that’s:
1 signed copy of Journey to Abortosphere
1 signed copy of the 2010 NBAS release Uncle Sam’s Carnival of Copulating Inanimals
1 8×10 glossy print of cover art from Uncle Sam’s Carnival of Copulating Inanimals, signed by artist Anastasia Sultzer
3 2” pins with the cover art from Journey to Abortosphere. That’s Revert art right there, folks! And it fits so perfectly in that pin. Use it to gain entry into ultra conservative pro-life rallies!
$14 includes shipping for folks in the states.
International bidders PM and Kirk will pay half of the shipping costs once calculated. Then you’ll get your total.
Payment accepted via Paypal. PM Kirk Jones for details, or send your payment to email@example.com. Ask him to write potentially incriminating messages inside the book for you!
As if that deal isn’t sweet enough, each buyer is entered to win this awesome human fetus soap. We only have one bar of this shit!
There are only 10 bundles available. Buy two and increase your chances of winning that kick ass soap! You know you want to rub that shit all over your body!